10 reasons why I love my motorcycle

Reason 1: It is an excellent excuse to wear leather every day
Reason 2: It is cheaper than the bus
Reason 3: It affords me a special kind of freedom
Reason 4: It provides stress relief and much pleasure
Reason 5: I can always find a parking space downtown
Reason 6: It's a great way to meet cute girls
Reason 7: I always ride in style
Reason 8: I get to drive in the lane that cars can't fit in (but I have to beware of car doors)
Reason 9: I get an adrenaline rush and a goofy grin on my face every time I get on it
Reason 10: It is all mine